Dark Little Quips

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Yang: Hey, Blake! You doing anything tonight?

Blake: …Is that a rhetorical question?

Yang: No! I was wondering if you wanted to go on a date.

Ruby: Yang, you two are married.

Yang: So?

Weiss: You two have been married for eight years.

Yang: What’s your point?

Ruby & Weiss: You have three kids for fuck’s sake!!!

Yang: ….She could still turn me down…

Blake: (covering her eyes) Why do I love this idiot?